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asksweetcheeks:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 butt holes"

"giraffes are racist and should not exist"

I’m sorry but where does the awful start?

(Source: yungterra, via becuz-catz)

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via prolusion)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via prolusion)

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP NOW.

death-by-lulz:

9 frames that completely sum up the entire show.

I watch this show for these moments

(Source: stannisbaratheon, via lolsofunny)

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

(via jess-allover)

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor